Hi all,
So at NIME '24 in Utrecht, there were a couple music sessions at the beginning of which (due to / thanks to technical difficulties) we collectively started creating / telling NIME Jokes.
To keep this tradition going, and preserve this essential heritage, here is a Topic in which we can archive the best/worst NIME jokes !
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Couple jokes from last year (feel free to add more) :
Q : Why are NIMErs never hungry ?
A : Because they know Granolar Synthesis
Q : What do you do when you have a technical issue with your instrument before a concert ?
A: You call NIME One One
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How to you cheer up a sad NIMEer?
Just put on your happiest interface.
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Two modules met in a bar. When leaving, what did the delay say to the tone generator?
- See you later, oscillator!
In a NIME concert with complex mappings, how many are there in the audience?
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How do you celebrate two NIMEers’ wedding?
- You ring the church Belas!
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What do NIMErs do if they want a baby boy ?
They use son-ification
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Q: Who is the lonely NIMEer’s dream interaction partner?
A: A physical model!
Q: And who is their actual partner?
A: An AI model.
Alternate version:
Q: What is the good-looking NIMEer’s side career?
A: Physical modeling!
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How many grad students does it take to maintain the T-Stick?
Just one more.
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